Now I’ve got to board the plane wondering what the people sitting next to me will be thinking about the odor. For whatever reason, I was given the only business class seat that stands alone (I didn’t pay for business class). No worries, no neighbors. I arrive in Miami and go directly to Avis to pick up my car. When I reserved it in New York the only one they had was a minivan. In Miami, I asked if they had a smaller car. An SUV was offered but I wanted something smaller. I got a compact. I figured that I’d drive for a few hours and then find a place to sleep. I had to meet the chef at 9 am. It was around 11 pm and I was ready to sleep. I didn’t realize that it was President’s Day Weekend. NO PLACE TO SLEEP! Every room was booked. I wish I had kept the minivan. Sleeping in a compact car didn’t cut it.[/vc_column_text][vc_column_text]February 19th – I arrived at the boat at 9, met Chef Franck and he gave me a room to take a shower. I took shot the ph’ood and got an impressive tour of the boat. The Chef wanted me to have lunch with him. I told him I had a 5 o’clock flight out of Miami and he said no problem it will only take 3 hours to get there. . Well, it was more like 4 1/2 hours. I missed my plane. At the airport, I was directed to the wrong place by 4 people and I missed the next plane. I finally boarded the next plane and not 5 minutes after everyone was seated the pilot announced that we had to leave the plane because one of the tires had to be changed. I arrived home at 1 am Just in time to take care of some business and get on the next flight to Montreal at 6 am the next morning.
— Battman[/vc_column_text][vc_column_text]If you missed it:
Part Two of Battman’s Insanity Tour[/vc_column_text][/vc_column][/vc_row]